HELP! My six children won't stop their virtual crying!?

What's the reason for this?! The birth went well, in case you all wanted to know -- I'm rather happy with my virtual litter and my husband is, too! Things virtually couldn't be better, save for the constant CRYING, SCREAMING, and WAILING of these wee ones. I'm feeding them well (all at once, mind you!), singing them annoying lullabies, and even doing the rock-them-to-sleep business! Whatever could I be doing wrong? It's quite irritating, particularly at night, as my husband wants a chance to enjoy my pre-pregnancy stomach (I swear, virtual pregnancies are the best for your body!), and it's bitingly difficult to engage in any sort of foreplay, let alone sexxx!...what with interruptions from next door occuring every two-and-a-half minutes.
HELLLLLP MOIIII, anyone?!

OFFENSIVE ANSWER TIME!

Pull a whomever-it-is-who-did-this and drown them.

Spank them all to bed!

hit the escape button? i dont know?

Virtual? You mean the baby's like, a computer game? Turn it off then. :/

What are you talking about ?!?!

turn your volume down on your computer

you are really stressed. and you won't be able to be a good mother when you are stressed. you didn't say how old they are

call the NANNY :P

wrong category

do what I did and hit them with a hammer.

OMG you had six babies..that explains the stressed out look on you face...Oh my wailing and crying....I have no idea..get 6 baby sitters

try turning them off!

oh my,,,,,this is really weird,,,,

Just get rid of them. You did say that they were virtual.

you doing everything right but maybe not at the right time. they may just want something that your not giving them at the moment. you will eventually get to know their cries and everything. they can cry because they are tired. this is what happens when you have kids so....... good luck

virtually bidch slap'em

if you wanna have sex just send them to their grandma's house for an hour or so.

With six kids, get your husband a Stop Sign.

Ah, darling, I think it's time to hire a virtual nanny. I am so tired this morning, that I can't even type. *YAWN* They managed to keep us up all night. I wonder if Penfold has any nanny experience.

Oh, well, I am always available to lend a helping hand! I am great with babies and children. I promise babe nothing will happen 2 ur kiddies. I am giving you some time with ur Virtual Hubby!!! Enjoy!!! lol