New job titles?

Gardener-- Landscape Executive
House Maid --Family Environs Manager
House wife Domestic --Operations Specialist
Receptionist --Front Office Manager
Typist / Secretary-- Printed Document Handler
Messenger-- Business Communications Conveyer
Window Cleaner --Transparent Wall Technician
Temporary Teacher-- Associate Tutor
Tealady --Refreshment Officer
Garbage Collector --Public Sanitation Technician
Thief --Wealth Distribution Officer
Watchman --Theft Prevention and Surveillance Officer or guard
Security --Wealth Distribution Prevention Officer
Driver-- Automobile Propulsion Specialist
Murderer --Population Stabilizer
Beggar --Financial Gatherer
Cleaner --Hygiene Specialist
Gossiper --Research Manager

Did you come up with these yourself? I only ask cause i'd like to share them :)
they are brilliant :)

those are good.

two thumps up.

nice like them.lol

lol

Mistress -- Assistant Body Maintenance Officer

7/10

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