Cheney the current acting president as of 7am Saturday. What will that crazy old coot do first?

That crazed, shooting off faces, living in a underground bunker V.P of ours was just handed temporary presidental powers. What the heck will he do first?
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1) Run nekked in circles in the oval office while firing off his 6 shooters in the air.
2) Napalm the Mexican border
3) Label Michael Moore an enemy combatant.
4) Have a mechanical bull installed in the Lincoln room
5) Insist there are hidden WMD in Canada and invade Quebec.
6) release the 4 horsemen of the apocalypse

Pardon Scooter, give Haliburton a no-bid to count the votes in the 2008 election, declare the ACLU as an enemy combatant, declare war on Iran and fire the first nuclear bomb since 1945, have Gonzalez open corruption charges on Hilary for White Water and have John Kerry's metals rescinded. A full mornings work, no rest for the evil.

No matter what he does the libtards will piss and moan.

Well if you had a business trip plan for anywhere in the middle east, I would strongly suggest cancelling those plans.

Bush himself was apparently concerned too ..this is why he ordered the new policy on torture for the CIA before he handed the reigns over.

As to how I feel?

well the best way is for me to visualize it for you:

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Sounds like you've given this some thought. Thanks for the laughs.

He'll probably finish all the old business that he didn't get to take care of the first time he was acting president for a few hours, a couple years ago.

My guess is that he'll grant himself immunity for all the evil he is responsible for that we haven't caught on to yet (and some of the stuff we already have).

We may have very little to laugh about soon. This transfer of power is very odd. President's have all sorts of tests all the time w/o transferring power. Something's up.

I like #1 the best. Good Show

I would get a cup of coffee and sit down and relax. If there was anything pressing they would contact me. The President will be back by noon, so no sense starting anything.

He will do most of the above, except do anything about the Mexican border. He needs those people to do the scut work at Haliburton. And clean his toilet in the morning. That is definitely a job no good American would do.

I noticed gas prices went up a few cents today!

Oh Lord, don't go giving that nut case any ideas!!!!! LOL

He would probably do something wild and crazy like George Patton going after the Nazis with the 3rd Army in World War II, only this time it will be communists in the senate instead of Nazis.

Cheney will take Bush Duck hunting at Camp David on a bright sunny day. Cheney's last duck hunting trip cost tax payers $650,000. How much will the Bush test cost tax payers at Camp David? Another $650,000.

Probably be revealed as the Wizard of Oz by the Tin Man, the Lion, the Scarecrow, and Dorothy. Or in other words you will find that those of you liberals who have no heart, courage, or brains and just want to go home are giving much too great of credit to one man with little power.

Steal the souls of all the newborns born while he is ruler, I mean president.

Take Ted Kennedy hunting?

ahhh silly boy would you rather he hand it over to piglosi or dingy harry??????..i just love the way defeatocrats undies are in ...yet another bunch!!!!! hahahahaha

given enough time, he might bring on nuclear winter