What's a good message to put on my telephone answering machine?

besides the name, number, nature of your call stuff..

Hello you have reached____________,We are making some changes in our life. If we don't call you back,then you are one of those changes.

im not home bi tch

"U know what to do"

say this.... hello.... helloooooo? any one there? hello? people be talking to your voice mail when you get it! it is funny.

Hello.....Hello.....hello... man i cant hear you speak up....

bbbbeeeeeppppppp

leave ur name and number.

I once heard:
"you know me, I like to sleep; leave me a message after the beep"
I always thought it was really funny.

" If I wanted to talk to you, I'd have answered the phone by now."

I just say you know what to do no name or any of that other stuff

I am sorry I missed your call. Plesae leave a message.

"Hey, it's so and so, leave a message and I'll call you back....eventually."
-or-
"Hey, it's me, if you are calling me and I'm not answering, I probably don't wanna talk to you. Don't call back again."

hello ? (pause
hello? (pause)
if there is someone there , can you speak up please, i can't hear you.

hello? hello? i cant here you! your breaking up!?!?!? haha nevermind, here comes the beep. hope you know what to do with it!

(Whatever your name is) Morgue
You stab em'
We slab em

You kill em'
We chill em'

(This is very timely for the month of October)

I always fall for the one that says "Hello".....Hello?..Who's there?"....then I start talking to them and it's their answering machine!!! That's pretty funny!!!~~~

Sorry Metoo is not here right now,,,You Call Back Later,,,,Bye!

Hello, I'm avoiding someone. If i don't return your call then you'll know its you!

Hi, this is ______. If this is my online provider, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money.

my roommates have the funniest message. they got the idea from Friends. it's just the 2 of them screaming "we will, we will...call you back" as in the tune of we will rock you by queen. hilarious.

music!