School answering machine joke??

SCHOOL ANSWERING MACHINE





(This is hilarious - no wonder some people were offended!) This is the

message that the Pacific Palisades High School (California) staff voted

unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine.

This is the actual answering machine message for the school.This came

about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents

to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework.

The school and ! teachers are being sued by parents who want their

children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those

children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not

complete enough schoolwork to pass their classes.

The outgoing message:





"Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your

school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member,

please listen to all the options before making a selection:





* To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1





* To make excuses for why your child did not do his work- Press 2





* To complain about what we do - Press 3





* To swear at staff members - Press 4





* To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in

your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5

this is really old sorry 鈾?/div>

• 1 year ago