How do you answer the telephone?

Other than "hello?"

I mean - funny ways like:
" Road kill cafe- you kill, we grill."

I answer "Hello". However I made one call and the answering machine message was TO DIE FOR! It went like this....,

"Hello?" <big pause allowing you time to say a couple of words then continues>
"Hello?" <pause> "HELLO!? could you speak up please, I cant hardly hear you...." <pauses, lets you get started talking then he continues again>
"OH MAN! I am Sorry. I really am sorry. I forgot to tell you this is the answering machine. Please leave your name, number and brief message at the sound of the beep."

yello

I am Here whos there
You call i answer
If you are heraing this im home and not out

Joes Pool Room 8 Ball Speaking

hello?...this is your mom speaking! gets great reactions try it sometime

Bueno

I normally say "hello", but my answering machine is hilarious!!
You'll hear a basic "no one's here" message, then you'll here LOUD LOUD LOUD laughing!

Well, once I said "Hello DAD!", except it wasn't dad, it was a salesman replying with "what?"

county morge

I say "yeah?" if I know who it is that's calling.

i'm sorry i don't speak english

pick it up.. (Jp)

IRS

Hello.

I get lots of wrong numbers wanting an insurance company; being unhelpful at the start of the call lets the caller know that they have probably called the wrong number.

Hi there, you sexy thang.......

i usually just pick it up and go "hey, who is this? this is me!" my mom used to tell me it was rude to say that but know she jus doesnt care.

Candie's whorehouse...what can I do to you?

Catholic Pet Cemetery...we have a special...buy one casket get one free...how may I help you?

Al么!

"...Looney bin..."

in Japanese-mushi-mushi(and i know it's probably horribly misspelled)

"Is John there?"

Animal Controle How can I help you

鈾merican living in Japan so I answer the phone by saying "moshi-moshi", which is funny to me. My dad back home in Calif. answers the phone by saying "Speak!". Every time I call, I laugh. Most people hang up, ha ha.鈾?/div>

• 1 year ago