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What is the funniest line you have ever used to answer the telephone?

I, personally, like "Home of the Whopper, what's your beef?"

Unbelieveable that people have nothing better to do than thumbs down everyone...sad...shouldn't you be doing something productive??

"Rosie's pool hall, Stinky speaking."

To the thumbs down tard: Don't you have better things to do like diddling dead things?

Yellow

Were sorry.We cannot come to the phone at this time.Please leave a message after the beep.

I used to answer the phone say "This is the Michael Jordan Fan Club... can I take your order". When I call over my best friends' place and someone answers (usually Susan) I'll say either "Hello this is me... is this you" or "Is this a live person or is it Memorex"? So many times I've called and I get the answering machine, so I come to expect it all the time. Thankfully I've reached a live friend to talk to for awhile. Speaking of my best friends here... I miss talking to them and spending Sundays with them like before they adopted a little tyke. I have really lonesome Sundays. Oh God... it's no fun.

"City Morgue, you kill em, we chill em".

Ha! I found you!

I am sorry, I can't come to the phone right now, I am buisy having a life. You can leave a message at the tone, but I probably won't listen to it. Your call.

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