If God is alive, as many have answered me, then why doesn't he answer his freakin' telephone?

Happy 100th Birthday, Cobb. Did you get your card from Pres. George Bush? How the years have flown! It seems you were 75 just the other day. May you have 100 more (but only if you want them).

I don't think he answers anyone. Look at my hair, its a mess. Does God care?...noooooooooo

He doesn't have Verizon.

Can you hear me now, god?

He's afraid you might be a telemarketer.

Three words: CRACK is WHACK...

u hav his numbr???
give it 2 me!!!!!! NOW!!

If you seek the Christian God with sincerity, humility and perseverance, He will reveal himself to you.

This has been true in my life.

I used to be an atheist. Over a period of time however, I grew convinced of the existence of the Christian God, and ultimately committed my life to Christ (e.g., see http://www.godsci.org/gs/chri/testimony/... ).

For scientific and intellectual evidence for the existence of God, see http://www.godsci.org/gs/godsci/evidence...

For evidence for the historicity and truth of Jesus Christ, see http://www.godsci.org/gs/chri/jesus.htm

Cordially,
John

He is always on the other line.

One time I actually did get through to him, he was amazing. Then I found out it was Howard Stern.

LMSO good answer!

wtfh4xlol111's that was nicely put!

He does answer His phone (prayer). It isn't always the answer we want, tho'.

As someone else on here said, if you seek Him sincerely and honestly, and with all your heart (you really want to find and know the Truth), then He WILL reveal Himself to you and make Himself real to you.

Because you call the wrong number

Because his stupid son Jesus is getting laid too much and ignores the phone.

He gave you a wrong number.

first recharge yourself with faith.

..... bad joke

'Cause you ain't knowin' her number!

God uses his brainwaves. He does not need anything material. He answer us by telephaty

Look deep within yourself and you will find gods telephone.

Cause you're not serious about talking to him.

Telephone a medium to contact humans,
Meditation for GOD.

because God knows hypocrisy and sincere askers

I'll use my phone to get your requests in. God and I are buddies you know.
Come to Jesus and drop this bad cell phone heresy.

Well , first off, Nan seems a bit uptight. I think she is hogging up the phone line with her silly a** problems.

Happy 100th birthday to me! Today is my birthday. And the lord may phone me home. Or was that ET?

I think God is more a letter reader than a phone guy. His butler handles calls.

Why call god..you are Goddess..phone me, i'll always answer your call.

Well, I think he might be a tad deaf.

Have some respect for a Holy G-d, little one........It is NEVER nice to degrade Him............