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The answering machine said:
Hi. I am George. If you are the telephone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send me money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a woman, don't worry, I have loads of money/

Made me smile.

George needs to focus his mind on better things.

tht was awesome pal....i was LMAO....

good one, STAR, added in collection of clean jokes.

Good but not star quality.

hhahaa,,
definately liked it,,

Very cute......*

That is very true and very funny

ha wat a special message, targets different audience.

Mine says the following.....The number you have reached, 555-5555, has been changed. The new number is 555-5555, Please make a note of it.

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