Funny? Answering Machine At The Mental Hospital (555-6887(nuts)) part 1?

"Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline ...
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for you.
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5 and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want. Stay on the line so we can trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transferred to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 96969696969696.
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the pound key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address, telephone number, date of birth, Social Security number and your mother's maiden name.

that is sssssssssssssooooooooo funny and wrong here's a star
hehehehahahahahahahaha ......

lol cute =) i like the ocd one best and the codependent one too

roflmao

Aha!...funny...

LOL

but why won't the bipolar person get an answer ? :-/

lol nice