If Jesus were to telephone you right now and ask if you had followed the 'Golden Rule', how would you answer?

dog sneeze!!!

*big hugs, sweetie!!*

"Jojos House of Pancakes"

"Did I hang up on you?"

I would say- isn't this something you should already know?

"I'm on the 'do-not-call' list for a reason, dude."

Crap, you mean Jesus works for a telemarketing company?

"I would buy it if you were calling!"

"Jesus.. c'mon."

"Do unto others as you would buy stuff unto you!"

"Jesus, I don't need a new life insurance policy!"

"I can't come to the phone right now....but if you'll leave your name and a phone number........"

"hello? you there? hellooooo? Hey, this must be a bad connection. hello?"

"fatty, quit calling me, even though i agreed with you in your *is fatiness next to godliness* doesn't mean that you can stalk me now"

I always screen my calls.

'hey p*ss off, man...it's like 1:15am. phone me when i wake up. '

I'd ask him to call back later. I'm expecting a call from a lingerie model.

She was supposed to call last Friday, and the Friday before that, but I think she was just busy.

"Always altruism, it's the logical choice sir... oh and a certain penguin who thinks they 'walk funny' might be in need of a hug, you're faster at travel than I..."

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I would say that I am doing my best to treat others as I would like to be treated.

I guess I'd say I tried, mostly, but sometimes I've been a jerk.

Truthfully. I have done my best, and when I have failed, I have tried to make it right.

I would say yes, I talk to him everyday anyway, when I break a rule I always ask for forgiveness and to be honest I wouldnt let him hang up, I would be asking him soooooooooo many questions

I would say Thanks for Saving me and providing for my family.

I typically hang up on crank calls, although sometimes I do insult the caller before I hang up.

Just out of curiosity, tell me something. If you received a call from someone claiming to be Jesus, would you drop everything and follow him to the holy land? If you say yes, please post your phone number.

no, I do not follow the Golden Rule. That resturant closed down years ago and all the subjects were dismissed.

Forgive me Lord for I have not.

I will wash my hands after each bowl movement even if they are clean!