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does anyone have something cool that i can say for my answering machine? Like instead of saying "hey this is ___ i cant get to the phone right now...." i want to say sumpthin cool

you could say, "hey this is __. i saw your name on my screen it was you and i decided not to answer. just kidding. i can't get to the phone right now. leave a message and i'll get back to you, when i feel like it." how is that?

pretend you are having a real conversation by saying

"hello?.....hello? wait stop talking for a minute.." BEEP

idk

you can always do the one that cracks me up every time i hear it. you answer then you pause for a second and act like you are carrying on a convo with that person. then say whoops my bad im not here at the moment but if you leave me a message ill get in touch with you for real.

*have fun with this one*

Something one of my friends did that I thought was cute (although not totally hilarious) was to say (in an angry tone):

"Dude, I'm busy leave a message you stupid,..."

the joke being that the beep is bleeping out some sort of expletive. Just a thought...

u can say something like
hey what up.. cool can u do me a favor? leave ur name and # after the beep

something like that and act like u answered

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