Answering machine?

I'm pretending that I'm marooned on a desert island with Dana Delany, Linda Carter, and Sharon Lawrence. Since I don't have a telephone there, you could leave a message in a bottle at the sound of the beep, and maybe it'll wash up on my beach in a few days. Then if the professor gets stranded here, we'll create a satellite uplink from a few coconuts and a palm leaf and I'll get right back to you.

That's the best answer machine message!
I found an amazing website full of them...can't remember it though.

Sorry, wrong number!

Great!

...huh?

What makes the beep then?

What planet are you on???

Is it the new one that's just been discovered???

sure!

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