Malaysian way of cari menantu...?

Concerned Mother
A mother was very concerned that her middle-aged son haven't shown theslighted indication of getting married. So one day she called her son to her house. The son came home from work, grudgingly.Upon arriving, he found out that his mother had gathered a few beautiful ladies at the house for him to choose whose to be his future bride.

The first one was a well-endowned telephonist-via-receptionist. he immidiately rejected " Aiyaa... mother, when they answer telephone one, they always say.... HOLD ON, HOLD ON........."

The second nominee was a leggy secretary. This was rejected also"Aiyaa... mother, this one aaa..., when taking down short hand notes from her boss, always say..SLOW DOWN, SLOW DOWN...."

By this time, the mother is nearing frustation. She called a sweet, but plain-looking teacher. The son suddenly agreed!! The mother was surprised... "Why this one? The previous two were a lot more better looking!" He replies " Teachers aaa.... while teaching, always say to their pupils...REPEAT, REPEAT AGAIN...SOME MORE, SOME MORE....!"

Her youngest son, who is 10 years old, was listening quietly all this while at the other end of the room. Suddenly, he shouted "Brader aaa.....female bus conductor more better laa....they always say..NAIK CEPAT, NAIK CEPAT... MASUK LAGI DALAM, BELAKANG KOSONG!"

hehehe..lol...

geez myra...you really make my day...i was so frustrated with my exam just now...thanks a lot

Wah, masa sudah berubah ya...

This nenek rawk dulu bus conductor gak...

Good one!!LOL

why not female policewoman...turn left, turn right, depan belakang bole jalan.....u guys imagine la...

haha LOL...

hahaha...... LOL......
I like that 1, Belakang Kosong. hahaha......

How about air stewardness.
When u board an air plane, they will say welcome & when you going off they will say have a nice trip & please come again.
hahaha......

kahkahkahkah...................

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