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How to Bake a Cake xxx funny or true girls xxxx?


Cake Baking for Moms of Small Children

Preheat oven, get out utensils and ingredients.
Remove blocks and toy cars from table.
Grease pan, crack nuts.
Measure two cups flour.
Remove baby's hands from flour, wash flour off baby.
Remeasure flour.
Put flour, baking powder, salt in sifter.
Get dustpan and brush up pieces of bowl baby knocked on floor.
Get another bowl.
Answer doorbell.
Return to kitchen.
Remove baby's hands from bowl.
Wash baby.
Answer phone.
Return.
Remove 1/4 inch salt from greased pan.
Look for baby.
Grease another pan.
Answer telephone.
Return to kitchen and find baby.
Remove baby's hands from bowl.
Take up greased pan, find layer of nutshells in it.
Head for baby, who flees, knocking bowl off table.
Wash kitchen floor, table, wall, dishes.
Call baker.
Lie down.

It's me, it's me. Were you looking through my kitchen window this morning? lol

I had a feeling it wasn't going to be you in a cooking mood. that is funny lol

As a chef and a father, been there, done that...

Yes that is true. lol

The little wonders of life....................... lol

lol,10/10.Thanks for that.Very true though.

good 1 author must have kids.....lol

ha ha ha funny (i not a girl just so you knows)

It's funny 'cause it's true!!

So true!!

u actually think that that was funny............ not

There were two things wrong with it:
1. You addressed it to "girls"
2. We guys don't get to lie down at the end.

Otherwise it is about right except you missed the bit about baby knocking the eggs onto the floor and playing with the resulting mess.

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