Why do Hindu women have the red dot on their forehead?

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us have naively thought this was connected with marriage or religion, but the Indian Embassy has recently revealed the true story.

When a Hindu woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a convenience store, a service station, donut shop or a Sandwich shop.

If nothing is there, he must take a job in India answering telephones giving technical advice.

Actually I heard this joke from my Hindu friend, he thought it was great. His name is Patel, and he also says that half of India is named Patel. You could go into any room with many Indians in it and ask for Mr Patel and half the room would rise.

wtff uhh no your lieing

okay whatever u think Report It

wow dude, are you serious? that was just .... wrong

I could actually feel someone scratching my forehead while reading this... Oh, no, just my puppy, Pleather.

Dude...you posted this dumb question a while ago.

Think of something funnier would you please?

Really? Cause I always though that they were being beemed information directly into the skull using high powered infra-red lasers

Yeah ........that was wrong on a few different levels

that is completely wrong!!!!!! ITS FALSE! I am a hindu, and trust me, that is not true. This article is making fun of the fact that many Indians in the U.S. have a convenience store, a service station, donut shop , a sandwich shop, hotels, etc.
this is pure bull!

Hey, maybe I'm wrong....but I'm laughing....lol
Very good....*star

omg is this true??

I'm sorry, but if you truly question whether this stupid, ignorant joke is true...
You should just kill yourself.

Tacky but funny!

If this is your idea of humor, you need to seek professional help. I'm perfectly serious. All your Qs today have been in this same "vein". You need to deal with whatever is bothering you and stop picking a fight with other people who didn't cause it, and can't fix it.

Ok this is not even remotely funny, its discrimination. Ok, therapist alert, hate crime in progress.