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A man returns from Africa feeling very ill. He visits his doctor, who immediately rushes the guy to the intensive care unit at the local hospital. The man wakes up to the ringing of a telephone and answers it. 鈥淲e鈥檝e received the results from your tests,鈥?says the doctor on the other end of the line. 鈥淏ad news鈥攜ou have Ebola.鈥?鈥淥h, my God,鈥?cries the man. 鈥淒oc! What am I going to do?鈥?鈥淒on鈥檛 worry. First, we鈥檙e going to put you on a diet of pizza, pancakes, and pita bread,鈥?says the doctor. 鈥淲ill that cure me?鈥?鈥淣o, but it鈥檚 the only food we鈥檒l be able to get under the door.鈥?/div>

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pmsl very gd 10/10

it was Hilarius!

lol..........heard better from you tho'

good one!

funny

what about naan bread eh? Give him some variety, this poor man is ill

thats hot!!!
hahahaahahaha
:D
hehehehehehhe
:D

What about the poppadums, naan bread, bacon sarnies, chips and TV dinners ?

Ha Ha Ha...Funny but Crude and Pathetic too !!!!

good one

I would like to have that diet.

lol

Maybe!!!!!!!!!!!!

Poor guy is going to get even sicker of eating the same thing every day. I loved this joke, LOL HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ha! good one.

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