What do you think of these jokes ?

1. In a hospital serving victims of land mines, a little girl wakes up from surgery.
Little Girl: Doctor, something is wrong... I can't feel my legs!
Doctor: Yes, we've had to amputate both your arms.

2. Harry answers the telephone, and it's an Emergency Room doctor. The doctor says, "Your wife was in a serious car accident, and I have bad news and good news. The bad news is she has lost all use of both arms and both legs, and will need help eating and going to the bathroom for the rest of her life."
Harry says, "My God. What's the good news?"
The doctor says, "I'm kidding. She's dead."

lmao at no 2

I smiled at both of them

dont get # 1
# 2 FUNNY!

Not funny AT ALL!!!

#1 is o.k
#2 is o.k
they both made me smile a bit.

both r funny...lol


he he he ha ha ha ho ho ho...funny.

LAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha not really funny

Tasteless!

first one funny
but second one odd

don"t quit your day job----you will never be a comedian.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs sitting by a hole? Phil.

LOL nice. I like the second one.

I THINK THE JOKE WAS REALLY CORNEY AND STUPID

1 is kinda corny but 2 is a little more funny

They are jokes, right?

I think you're a sick S.O.B. But, I laughed. Thank you!

hey i mean i feel guilty but i definately chuckled at both dont tell anyone laterz

love them!!! try this one:
Three guys -- a Canadian farmer, Osama bin Laden, and an
American engineer -- are working together one day. They come
across a lantern and a Genie pops out of it. "I will give each of
you one wish, which is three wishes total" says the Genie.

The Canadian says, "I am a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my
son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in
Canada." Pooooof!
With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was
forever made fertile for farming.

Osama bin Ladin was amazed, so he said, "I want a wall
around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Jews or
Americans can come into our precious state." Pooooof! Again, with the blink of the Genie's eye, there was a huge wall around those countries..

The American Engineer ask's, "I am very curious. Please tell
me more about this wall". The Genie explains, "Well, it's
about 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds the
country. Nothing can get in or out -- it's virtually impenetrable."

The Engineer says, "Fill it with water."

Truly TASTELESS !!!! (Got any more?)

morbid but still funny

loved the second one- the first was dumb tho

Bad, very bad. Both of them. A joke is supposed to be funny.

i luved the 2nd joke. it is the best in the world!!!! read mine!!

Not so keen on them personally.

Not my type of joke/humor. I am not into macabre. Others are. To each his own, I guess.

Have a great evening, though.

sad man

pmsl good joke