Dear Golden angel
1. From 9 June to 9 July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
2. During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote control, you will lose it (your eye).
3. If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don't mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without distracting me.
4. During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone.
5. It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be allowed to use the TV in the afternoon, unless they replay a good game that I missed.
6. Please, please, please!! If you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say "get over it, its only a game", or "don't worry, they'll win next time". If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less. Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called "words of encouragement" will only lead to a divorce.
7. You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying "one" game; hence do not use the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to "spend time together".
8. The replays of the goals are very important. I don't care if I have seen them or I haven't seen them, I want to see them again. Many times.
9. Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance because:
(i) I will not go,
(ii) I will not go, and
(iii) I will not go.
10. But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
11. The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think about saying "but you have already seen this...why don't you change the channel to something we can all watch?" because, the reply will be,
"Refer to Rule #2 of this list".
12. And finally, please save your expressions such as "Thank God the World Cup is only every 4 years". I am immune to these words, because after this comes the Champions League, Italian League, Spanish League, Premier League, FA Cup, etc.
Thank you for your cooperation.
Ronaldinho
Dear Ronaldinho
I have signed you in the Army to go to Iraq
From 9 June to 9 July 2006
Thank you for your cooperation...
Golden angel~ Wait a second! What is up with the responses to this question(?). That must have taken fair mount of time to put together, and all the responses are one liners - that is brutal.
This is funny stuff, but I do have a few amendments to the rules.
Rule #1. You will be ignored unless you're wearing sexy lingerie or are in a state of not wearing any clothes
Rule #3. It is OK to pass in front of the TV if you are naked or only wearing sexy lingerie.
Rule #7. If you are naked or wearing sexy lingerie, you can sit and watch a game(s) with me, but you still can't talk!
Rule #9. The only baby related activity will be us trying to make one (as much as possible)
Other than that, I think Dinho has the rules pretty well worked out - and passionate love making after a desired victory OR a more aggressive, primal sexual encounter after a loss is required! I still got a thumbs down! Sweet! Report It
I LUV SOCCER!! i luv alturo lupoli!
he is soooo damn hot!
oh sorry.... u were saying....? *raises eyebrow* You are a funny person! You must have worked hard on that! I know how u feel! I love and play soccer! didn't get it. LOL, thanks for the laugh!! enjoyed it. if i were there i would be looking at u not the game.. xxx i didnt get it! u r going to iraq!!!
OMG>>
i dunno if u'll return or not?? LOL, they will mistake Ronaldinho for a Camel in Iraq, hahahahahaha. That was long but funny at the end-LOL!
So was Ronaldinho in charge of looking for Bin Laden? lol im with the 1st user
why do you pick on ronaldinho so much? lmao damn.. poor dinho lol :P
what has Ronaldinho done do you to make you do this? . . . but i love your random jokes :D <3 Hi baby, though it's about Ronaldinho again, I love the joke. It really makes my day.
Thanks dear.
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