Are these good world cup rules for women??

LIST OF RULES
From 9th June to 9th July 2006, you should read the sports section of the newspaper so that you are aware of what is going
on regarding the World Cup, and that way you will be able to join in the conversations. If you fail to do this, then you will
be looked at in a bad way, or you will be totally ignored. DO NOT complain about not receiving any attention.
During the World Cup, the television is mine, at all times, without any exceptions. If you even take a glimpse of the remote
control, you will lose it (your eye).
If you have to pass by in front of the TV during a game, I don鈥檛 mind, as long as you do it crawling on the floor and without
distracting me. If you decide to stand nude in front of the TV, make sure you put clothes on right after because if you catch
a cold, I wont have time to take you to the doctor or look after you during the World Cup month.
During the games I will be blind, deaf and mute, unless I require a refill of my drink or something to eat. You are out of
your mind if you expect me to listen to you, open the door, answer the telephone, or pick up the baby that just fell from the
second floor... it wont happen.
It would be a good idea for you to keep at least 2 six packs in the fridge at all times, as well as plenty of things to nibble
on, and please do not make any funny faces to my friends when they come over to watch the games. In return, you will be
allowed to use the TV between 12am and 6am, unless they replay a good game that I missed during the day.
Please, please, please!! if you see me upset because one of my teams is losing, DO NOT say 鈥済et over it, its only a game鈥?
or 鈥渄on鈥檛 worry, they鈥檒l win next time鈥? If you say these things, you will only make me angrier and I will love you less.
Remember, you will never ever know more about football than me and your so called 鈥渨ords of encouragement鈥?will only
lead to a break up or divorce.
You are welcome to sit with me to watch one game and you can talk to me during halftime but only when the commercials
are on, and only if the halftime score is pleasing me. In addition, please note I am saying 鈥渙ne鈥?game, hence do not use
the World Cup as a nice cheesy excuse to 鈥渟pend time together鈥?
The replays of the goals are very important. I don鈥檛 care if I have seen them or I haven鈥檛 seen them, I want to see them
again. Many times.
Tell your friends NOT to have any babies, or any other child related parties or gatherings that requires my attendance
because:
I will not go,
I will not go, and
I will not go.
But, if a friend of mine invites us to his house on a Sunday to watch a game, we will be there in a flash.
The daily World Cup highlights show on TV every night is just as important as the games themselves. Do not even think
about saying 鈥渂ut you have already seen this...why don鈥檛 you change the channel to something we
can all watch??鈥? the reply will be: 鈥淩efer to Rule #2 of this list鈥?
And finally, please save your expressions such as 鈥淭hank God the World Cup is only every 4 years鈥? I am immune to these
words, because after this comes the Champions League, Premier League, Italian League, Spanish League, etc etc.

And when it's all over and you are all alone in the house, as least you'll have your rules to keep you warm at night.

Not applicable. My other half prefers golf :-)

no...

I don't know what you are talking about. Women Love sports. Women love Soccer. Women Love World Cup.

And I personally loves the fans screaming and waving at the world cup stadiums. They should have a channel for people like me, where they don't bother with the football and only show us the crowds having fun and enjoying the game.

How did you get a woman in the first place, you don't deserve her (judging by this post anyway! You appear to be a chauvenistic selfish person. I think you need to get a life! Thankfully during this season of endless drivel known as the World Cup it is Summer and my fiance hates football as much as I do!