Funny or not?

A man had a terrible passion for baked beans, but they always had a somewhat lively effect on him. After he met the woman of his dreams, he made the supreme sacrifice and gave them up; he couldn't imagine subjecting his new wife to his beastly emissions. On his birthday, his car broke down, so he called his wife and told her he'd have to walk home. He walked past a cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he was still a couple of miles from home, he figured he could indulge, and then walk off any ill effects. So he had three extra-large helpings of beans, and he "put-putted" all the way home. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She blindfolded him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table, making him promise not to peek. At this point, he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as she was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang and she went to answer it. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He gasped and felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. This one sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. He tried flapping his arms, to clear the air. But another one snuck out, and the windows rattled, the dishes on the table shook, and a minute later, the flowers on the table were dead. When he heard his wife ending her conversation, he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. He was the picture of innocence when she walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner. He assured her he had not, so she removed the blindfold and yelled, "Surprise!!!" To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

best joke i've heard all day!

Haha! Yes it's funny :) Star!!

Baked beans do smell delicious, but I don't like the taste. :)

This story is actually pretty old, but somewhat funny when it makes the rounds.

lol haha that is funny! :) good job

Brilliant

lol poor guy!

Funny......I wish I was there when it happened.

LOL that was funny

omg that is soooo funny

umm shorten it?

lol that was sooo funny :D

A bit....it was too long

LMAO!! How embarrassing!! Funny joke.

haha i thought it was funny.

too long and most of it isn't necessary. He doesn't need an excuse to eat beans so there goes the first half of the joke and how loud and damaging they were doesn't need to be explained.

It's an old joke anyway. More funny because it happened to my grandfather.

to long but sorta not lol though

not really funny

haha omg that is great i love it... star...

I would be horrified if that happend to me!! but it was funny.. hehe

omg i was just about to say how stupid i dont get it when i got it. hahahaha i would hate to be a guest at that party! * 4 u

lmao!!
i feel srry 4 the dinner guests.....xD

Funny! 10!

LOL!!! feel sorry 4 da guy!!!

that was so worth the reading!! i could picture the whole thing!! omg,, lol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG! that was so funny I was cracking up for like 10 minutes.
I'm still not over it yet! I e-mailed this to bunch of my friends.

I would be so embarrassed if that happened to me. I wouldn't come out of my room for years! LOLZ

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! TOO FUNNY!!!

That seriously sucks for him though. I'd hate it if that happened to me. But shockingly, none of them, not one said anything or better yet... LEFT THE ROOM!!!!

lol wow... I liked it though...

Lol. Star!

Haha that's disgusting and funny at the same time :D

hahahaa lmao! my bf told me this story like 4 years ago, and I still crack up to this day! wow I hope that never happens to me..I would more more than mortified!

ha ha ha ha thats funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

wow that would be embarrassing!!!!!

i thought the surprise would be baked beans..lol.

too long!! i didnt even read it...i would have feel asleep halfways...sorry!