Revenge is a phone number??/?

Phone Won't Stop Ringing?
Here's What You Do

Leola Starling of Ribrock, Tenn., had a serious telephone problem.
But unlike most people she did something about it.

The brand-new $10 million Ribrock Plaza Motel opened nearby and had
acquired almost the same telephone number as Leola.

From the moment the motel opened, Leola was besieged by calls not for
her. Since she had the same phone number for years, she felt that she had
a case to persuade the motel management to change its number.

Naturally, the management refused claiming that it could not change its
stationery.

The phone company was not helpful, either. A number was a number, and
just because a customer was getting someone else's calls 24 hours a day
didn't make it responsible. After her pleas fell on deaf ears, Leola
decided to take matters into her own hands.

At 9 o'clock the phone rang. Someone from Memphis was calling the motel
and asked for a room for the following Tuesday. Leoloa said, "No problem.
How many nights?"

A few hours later Dallas checked in. A secretary wanted a suite with
two bedrooms for a week. Emboldened, Leola said the Presidential Suite on
the 10th floor was available for $600 a night. The secretary said that she
would take it and asked if the hotel wanted a deposit. "No, that won't be
necessary," Leola said. "We trust you."

The next day was a busy one for Leola. In the morning, she booked an
electric appliance manufacturers' convention for Memorial Day weekend, a
college prom and a reunion of the 82nd Airborne veterans from World War II.

She turned on her answering machine during lunchtime so that she
could watch the O.J. Simpson trial, but her biggest challenge came in the
afternoon when a mother called to book the ballroom for her daughter's
wedding in June.

Leola assured the woman that it would be no problem and asked if she
would be providing the flowers or did she want the hotel to take care of
it. The mother said that she would prefer the hotel to handle the floral
arrangements. Then the question of valet parking came up. Once again Leola
was helpful. "There's no charge for valet parking, but we always recommend
that the client tips the drivers."

Within a few months, the Ribrock Plaza Motel was a disaster area.

People kept showing up for weddings, bar mitzvahs, and Sweet Sixteen
parties and were all told there were no such events.

Leola had her final revenge when she read in the local paper that the
motel might go bankrupt. Her phone rang, and an executive from Marriott
said, "We're prepared to offer you $200,000 for the motel."

Leola replied. "We'll take it, but only if you change the telephone
number."

Lol! i loved it, and would probably think of something like that. was it true? a/w, congratulations 2 Leola! 10/10, and starred!

ooh

Love it. Sounds like something I'd do!

hahaha funny stuff!

I did'nt have time to read, but i would pick up everythime and say what i think...

If it gets too boring i would go and smash someone up a little... Violence... tu tutttt

thats to long

Long but I liked it
STAR

Brilliant..... lol

very good thanks for the laugh have a star :)

im still laughing.. well done ..... i hope you goy your number changed and an executives appointment at the hotel!!!!

cute

Good on her. But she shouldn't ruin other peoples days. I'd have just done it to business people and the like

LOL!! Talk about revenge being sweet!!

Very good! ;)

Brilliant

hahaha
like it

She should have made use of the number
1-800 720-9109
no one ever answers that phone

ever

Ebert and roeper give it two big thumbs up!

Very, very funny! x

LMFAO!!!!! revenge is sooooooooo sweet!!

heh-heh
the local cinema was one digit out from my home number. I lost count of how many tickets I sold.
I told them where to park their cars as well - in the next town.
The movie house changed their number.

Awesome! LOL

ty42

I do hope that's a true story.
That is awesome and good on her!

An excellent idea LoL.

How bizarre!!!

You get my star!!!

LOL!!!

hahaha great stuff! lol