Answer machine (hello)?

if someone telephoned you and you wasnt in what would your answer machine say after the beeps if you dont have one what would you like it to say......mine says "if its important leave a message if not what the hell you disturbing me for"

"If I wanted to talk to you I would be calling you. If I like you please hang up and call my mobile.
As I haven't called you and you don't know my mobile number, it's fairly safe for you to assume that I will ignore any of your messages"

blah blah blah blah....leave a message

mine just says you know what to do

hello this is the lemur empire phone service if you would like to leave a message about how great lemurs are press 1 if u would like to leave another message press 2 if u would like to become a lemur press 3

Ive gone out for a bite to eat!!! leave a message after the beep.............

Mine says ''Hello I'm either not home right now or I don't want to talk to you...sorry but it's the truth.You can leave a message if you want.''

oi oi u got thru to bev,as u can tell im n o available at the mo so leave a lil mesaage an il gt back to ya laters xxx

Hello, this is the Brown residence. We're in the middle of a family fight right now. Leave your name and number at the beep and whoever wins will call you right back.

Sorry we arent in right now please leave a message after the beep beeeeepppp - (short pause) tricked you! Now leave a message after the actual beep! (real beep!)

Hello. I'm screening my calls at the moment. If I want to talk to you I'll call you right back.

Mine just says Hi this is____,Leave a message

hello bla bla bla bye.

mine says x leave a msg after the beep x beep de beep beep beep beep x lol