I went to a woman's house to buy a budgie advertised in the local paper?

When I arrived, we went into the back garden where all various breeds birds were kept in aviaries. Suddenly her telephone rang indoors.
"Excuse me" she said, "Let me go and answer that".
Whilst in the garden, the next door neighbour popped his head over the fence.
The neighbour discreetly said,
"She used to be a prostitute you know"
I replied "What do you mean, used to?"
The neighbour replied
"She keeps all sorts of birds, but she still likes a Cockatoo".

Lol now that I really enjoyed thanks for the laugh,here have a star.xxx

LOL^-^

cool this is funny!

OK, it's good.

lol

lol thats funny

very good tango, keep them comming, youre jokes make me laugh

lol...nice one

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