Phones in Church?

A man in Topeka, Kansas decided to write a book about
churches around the country. He started by flying to
San Francisco and started working east from there.

Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs
and making notes.

He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall and
was intrigued with a sign, which read "Calls: $10,000 a minute."

Seeking out the pastor he asked about the phone and the sign.
The pastor answered that this golden phone is, in fact, a direct
line to heaven and if he pays the price he can talk directly to GOD.

The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.

As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Dallas, St. Louis,
Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found
more phones, with the same sign, and the same answer from
each pastor.

Finally, he arrived in West Virginia, upon entering a church in Charleston,
West Virginia behold - he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS
time, the sign read "Calls: 35 cents."

Fascinated, he asked to talk to the pastor, "Reverend, I have
been in cities all across the country and in each church I have
found this golden telephone and have been told it is a direct line
to Heaven and that I could talk to GOD, but in the other churches
the cost was $10,000 a minute. Your sign reads only 35 cents a call.
Why?"

I love this part.............................

The pastor, smiling benignly, replied, "Son, you're in West Virginia now ......
You're in God's Country, It's a local call."

Excellent, I loved it, the cat didn't, spashed coffee on him laughing!

Love it!

I don't know if it is really God's country but still a good one...

lol NICE

This joke is the best I have read lately. Clean, funny ,and
new for me.

very well! congratulations! kisses!

bye!!!!!!!!!!!!