Skool holidays...?

Get Out of School

The telephone rings in the principal's office.

"Hello, this is Dunn Elementary," answers the principal.

"Hi. Jimmy won't be able to come to school all next week,"
says the voice on the line.

"Well, what seems to be the problem with him?"

"We are all going on a family vacation," says the voice, "I hope it is all right."

"I guess that would be fine," says the principal. "May I ask who is calling?"

"Sure. This is my father!"

Oldie but goodie! I work in a call center, and taking an order from a young man, using his dad's credit card (obviously without his permission), I asked if I was speaking with the cardholder. He got flustered, and said, "This is my father!" I almost choked laughing!

Tee Hee have a *

lol

Very good.

Hah; rumbled!! The tricky li'lle blighter,
PS have you ever read 'down with skool'? a lad called Molesworth is the main character, I can't remember the Author though, your spelling just made me wonder. lol xx

3 out of 10, you must do better, so il cancell that vacation & you need to come to school instead.

Hes got thew voice down to a tee

lol good 1

like it. cheeky kid

omg Johnny is too much lol. star! keep them coming

Ha ha ha.!!!
Very good so 10/10.!!!
Cheers.!!!

haha that's funny

LOLZ...........good joke!

another funny one. take another star.

nice joke :-)

lol

LOL! i haven't heard this one before, thanks for the laugh

thats funny! * for you

lol..hehe..that's cute

lol good one

ahahahhahaahahaahhahahaahhahahahahahahaa...
what a laugh
cheers

* :)

mildly amusing

lol,lol,lol,lol,lol,.......................

nicee

great ...lol

Ha ha ha........
nice

Cheeeeeeeeeeeeers !!# ;)

lol!!!

funny

not funny