> When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take
>it
>out on someone, don't take it out on someone you know, take it out on
>someone you don't know.
>
> I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I'd forgotten
>to
>make. I found the number and dialed it. A man answered, saying "Hello."
>
> I politely said, "This is Chris. Could I please speak with Robyn
>Carter?"
>
> Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear "Get the right f......ing
>number!" and the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn't believe that
>anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn's correct number
> to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two
>digits.
>
> After hanging up with her, I decided to call the 'wrong' number again.
>When the same guy answered the phone, I yelled "You're an asshole!" and
>hung up. I wrote his number down with the word 'asshole' next
> to it, and put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was
>paying bills or had a really bad day, I'd call him up and yell, "You're an
>asshole!"
>
> It always cheered me up.
>
> When Caller ID was introduced, I thought my therapeutic 'asshole'
>calling would have to stop. So, I called his number and said, "Hi, this is
>John Smith from the telephone company. I'm calling to see if you're
> familiar with our Caller ID Program?"
>
> He yelled "NO!" and slammed down the phone. I quickly called him back
>and said, "That's because you're an asshole!" and hung up.
>
> One day I was at the store, getting ready to pull into a parking spot.
>Some guy in a black BMW cut me off and pulled into the spot I had
>patiently
>waited for. I hit the horn and yelled that I'd been waiting for
> that spot, but the idiot ignored me. I noticed a "For Sale" sign in
>his
>back window, so I wrote down his number.
>
> A couple of days later, right after calling the first asshole (I had
>his
>number on speed dial,) I thought that I'd better call the BMW asshole,
>too.
>
> I said, "Is this the man with the black BMW for sale?"
>
> He said, "Yes, it is."
>
> I asked, "Can you tell me where I can see it?"
>
> He said, "Yes, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax . It's a yellow
>rambler, and the car's parked right out in front."
>
> I asked, "What's your name?" He said, "My name is Don Hansen," I
>asked, "When's a good time to catch you, Don?" He said, "I'm home every
>evening after five." I said, "Listen, Don, can I tell you something?"
> He said, "Yes?" I said, "Don, you're an asshole!"
>
> Then I hung up, and added his number to my speed dial, too. Now, when
>I
>had a problem, I had two assholes to call.
>
> Then I came up with an idea. I called asshole 1.
>
> He said, "Hello."
>
> I said, "You're an asshole!" (But I didn't hang up.)
>
> He asked, "Are you still there?"
>
> I said, "Yeah,"
>
> He screamed, " Stop calling me,"
>
> I said, "Make me,"
>
> He asked, "Who are you?"
>
> I said, "My name is Don Hansen."
>
> He said, "Yeah? Where do you live?"
>
> I said, "Asshole, I live at 34 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , a yellow
>rambler, I have a black Beamer parked in front."
>
> He said, "I'm coming over right now, Don. And you had better start
>saying your prayers."
>
> I said, "Yeah, like I'm really scared, asshole," and hung up.
>
> Then I called Asshole .2.
>
> He said, "Hello?"
>
> I said, "Hello, asshole,"
>
> He yelled, "If I ever find out who you are..."
>
> I said, "You'll what?"
>
> He exclaimed, "I'll kick your ***,"
>
> I answered, "Well, asshole, here's your chance. I'm coming over right
>now."
>
> Then I hung up and immediately called the police, saying that I lived
>at 3 Oaktree Blvd , in Fairfax , and that I was on my way over there to
>kill my gay lover.
>
> Then I called Channel 9 News about the gang war going down in Oaktree
>Blvd. in Fairfax.
>
> I quickly got into my car and headed over to Fairfax . I got there
>just
>in time to watch two assholes beating the crap out of each other in front
>of six cop cars, an overhead news helicopter and surrounded by a news
> crew.
>
> NOW I feel much better.
>
> Anger management really does work. and the moral of the story? LOL omg that was amusing!!!
is this realy true? Dude your awesome! I think it sounds interesting, but not true. Funny! jeez! I think that you have a serious anger management prob. go get some help!! haha that kept me entertained! Read this before, lol, and it made me laugh just the same! Yeah anger management really works but are you sure this is anger management?
Rad Deepak Chopra's Books if you really want to understand anger and learn how to manage it hahaah that was pretty entertaining dude if this is all tru u r the fukn master haha sooo funny, nice work man How did you know I did that? LOL I think somebody was dreaming a pretty good dream once. Wow. That is an awesome story. Mind giving me there numbers, I could use some anger management :D I like this story. I've read it before when it's made the email circuit. I don't know if it's true, but it always makes me laugh. |
