This is funny?

A man in Topeka , Kansas , decided to write a book about churches around the country. He started by flying to San Francisco , and started working east from there.


Going to a very large church, he began taking photographs and making notes. He spotted a golden telephone on the vestibule wall, and was intrigued with a sign that read, "$10,000 per minute."


Seeking out the pastor, he asked about the phone and the sign. The pastor answered that the golden phone is, in fact, a direct line to Heaven, and if he pays the price, he can talk directly to God.


The man thanked the pastor and continued on his way.


As he continued to visit churches in Seattle, Salt Lake City, Denver, Chicago, Milwaukee, and around the United States, he found more such phones, with the same sign, and the same explanation from each pastor


Finally, the man arrived in the great state of Texas. Upon entering a church, behold: he saw the usual golden telephone. But THIS time, the sign read: "Calls: 25 cents"!? Fascinated, the man asked to speak with the pastor.


"Reverend, I have been in cities all across the country and in each church I have found this golden telephone, and have been told it is a direct line to Heaven, and that I could use it to talk to God.... But in 20 other churches, the cost was $10,000 per minute. Your sign says 25 cents per call. ....Why is that?



(I just love this part!)




The pastor, smiling benignly, replied: "Son, you're in Texas now, and it's a local call."

ok, I am a Christian and it's supposed to be a plg for Texas. Please note-Churches don't really have phones like these, we don't need them.
GOD BLESS TEXAS!!!

WoooHoooo! Way to go my home state of Texas!! Gotta love us!! LOL!

Its also entirely too long for me to read.

excuse me but thats making fun of our beliefs and churches and i am sure most of us christians dont appreciate it.

yeppers pretty funny :)

ps...I'm a christian and it IS funny...have a sense of humor ;)

OH!

I had a blonde moment there, but yeah, I get it.