Who thinks this is funny?

Baked Beans -
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(This one is much too cute not to share.

Enjoy! Be sure to grab a tissue; I think you'll be laughing so hard you'll cry!)

One day I met a sweet gentleman and fell in love. When it became apparent that we would marry, I made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.


Some months later, on my birthday, my car broke down on the way
home from work. Since I lived in the countryside I called my
husband and told him that I would be late because I had to walk home.

On my way, I passed by a small diner and the odor of baked beans was
more than I could stand.

With miles to walk, I figured that I would walk off any
ill effects by the time I reached home, so I stopped at the diner

and before I knew it, I had consumed three large orders of baked beans.

All the way home, I made sure that I released ALL the gas.
Upon my arrival, my husband seemed excited to see me and
exclaimed delightedly:

"Darling I have a surprise for dinner tonight!"


He then blindfolded me and led me to my chair at the dinner table.
I took a seat and just as he was about to remove my blindfold,
the telephone rang.

He made me promise not to touch the blindfold until
he returned and went to answer the call.

The baked beans I had consumed were still affecting me and the
pressure was becoming most unbearable, so while my husband was out of
the room I seized the opportunity,

shifted my weight to one leg and let one go.

It was not only loud, but it smelled like a fertilizer truck
running over a skunk in front of a pulpwood mill.

I took my napkin from my lap
and fanned the air around me vigorously.
Then, shifting to the other cheek, I ripped off three more.

The stink was worse than cooked cabbage!!!

Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other
room, I went on like this for another few minutes.
The pleasure was indescribable.

When eventually the telephone farewells
signaled the end of my freedom, I quickly fanned the air a few
more times with my napkin,

placed it on my lap and folded my
hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself.

My face must have been the picture of innocence when my husband
returned, apologizing for taking so long. He asked me if I had
peeked through the blindfold, and I assured him I had not.

At this point, he removed the blindfold, and twelve dinner
guests seated around the table chorused:

"Happy Birthday!"

I FAINTED

I love it girl good job because you really did hit the spot with one girl i just can not stop laughing at your joke because i love it somuch girl and high 5 because you really did nail this one way to go I'm so pround of you because i really do love this joke this is the most funniest thing that i had ever in my life and good looking out girl this really is a good one and thanks for making me laugh lol 10/10 because i should did need it.

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That was awesome. I can't stop laughing

It stinks.




Sorry, I couldn't resist. It's very funny.

OMG! I almost pee'd in my pants. That was great!

That is so !@#$%^& funning

Cute :)

that was one of the funnest thing i had ever heard i had a simeler situation

haha that was funny haha.........lmao

lol too funny thanks for sharing this with all of us.

Goodness that's a really old one,...like me,...but still worth remembering...I always found it hilarious...

LOL, hilarious!
but very embarrassing for the person. :D

that ones gonna have me laughing all day

omg!!!!!! lol omg!!!!! so embarrasing!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i dont care what anybody else say that was pretty damn funny

I am laughing so hard it hurts you have made not only my day but my year and the next decade. I feel so sorry for you if this was true but it made me laugh my *** off for 5 good minutes.

Many HAPPY RETURNS!!!!

That was great!!

lol, best joke iv heard in a long time

HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HAHAHAHAHAHAH...
HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!HA!

HAHAHAHA, very funny

Sha, Kudos to you!

That was hilarious and I even awarded you a star to boot!

love it

I thought this was mildly funny 50 years ago when I heard it for the first time.

that was hilarious!!!!!!!!!

a genius!! can't stop laughin!

Really a good joke. Is this made up or really happened? I do not think a person sitting with about 11 persons cannot be aware of their presence, because for 10/ 15 minutes people will be sitting there listening and smelling the gas generated byyou without even moving or laughing or making small movement which could be picked up by the ears.

very old joke!! But funny...