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I am an Amish farmer. What is the meaning of the Englisher acronym XXX? Should I pursue it or refuse it?


This very morning I intended to send a message to my aunt Gondwania, who settled in the Far West, when I noticed to my dismay that my long-beloved pigeon Anastasius had died. I resolved to ride my mule to the the nearest Post Office, 27 miles away from my Village, to make use of their Telephone Service. The office was renowned among our Fathers, who have been calling on it regularly every 12 years or the like. To my dismay, the building that used to host such Office had been sold to the company Internet Cafe, whose staff kindly guided me to the present Answers Service. I must confess that I have yet to get the feel for the machine standing in front of me. In fact, numerous animated protographs accumulate on this panel, preventing me from seeing the words that I am typing, and alluring me into selecting one of several less-then-modest females surrounded by the above-mentioned acronym (so it appears to me). I call on you, Answer Service, for advice on this arduous dilemma. Thank you.

my understanding of the term 'XXX'
means raw & hardcore pornography

if u know what pornography means
let me check

Pornography (from Greek 蟺蠈蟻谓畏 (porni) "prostitute" and 纬蟻伪蠁萎 (grafi) "writing"), more informally referred to as porn or porno, is the representation of the human body or sexual activity with the goal of sexual arousal. "The explicit artistic depiction of men and/or women as sexual beings." It is similar to, but distinct from erotica, though the two terms are often used interchangeably.
In general, "erotica" refers to portrayals of sexually arousing material that hold or aspire to artistic or historical merit, whereas "pornography" often connotes the prurient depiction of sexual acts, with little or no artistic value.

Sorry dude but you definitely are NOT Amish! Trust me, I know... Report It

I find it hard to believe that you are amish and on the computer..

YOU WIN THE INTERNET

As one who lived among the Plain Folk as a small child, I must say you type exceedingly well.

I think you should pursue this XXX thing for a while. Keep looking for more of them, and eventually you may figure out what it means. Bring some nice cream or a lap blanket quilt to trade with the cafe staff to pay for your internet time.

Good luck!

yeah I was thinking the same thing as Nora 22000....you type really well. So I guess you must be from a REALLY liberal branch of the Amish, huh?

From what I've heard on the news about Amish farmers porn would be better than doing stuff with your sister.

For thee people who dont believe in using modern day products (let alone electricity), thou sure have a way of sending electronic questions to the internet public.......

Amish and using the computer? I find that more interesting than answering your XXX issue. And might I say, you type incredibly well.

Pidgeons usually dont work too well any more
amish dont use computers
you type well for never haave used a computer before
and somehow you had already signed up for an email address?
and somehow you got five best answers this week when this is your first time using the computer.. EVER

[edit]: although, reading the paragraph was enjoyable

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