Should you open the door at night?

A man was sitting at home one evening, when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, a 6 foot tall cockroach was standing there. The cockroach immediately punched him between the eyes and scampered off.

The next evening, the man was sitting at home when the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. It leapt at him and stabbed him several times before running off. The gravely injured man managed to crawl to the telephone and summoned an ambulance.

He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.

The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He asked the man what happened, so the man explained about the 6 foot cockroach's attacks, culminating in the near fatal stabbing.

The doctor thought for a moment and said

''yes there is a nasty bug going around''

I think it needs to bug**r off ! haha

haha, cute... lol i like that. thanks

1 out of ten for your effort!

its not that funny. more like a pun

good one , i liked that .

Funny!

Very good!

thats gay :(

ha nasty bug

Ha! Thats bad...but its bad enough that I am going to have to tell it to my brother! Thanks!

hahaha

good 1 lol 10/10

Well honestly I didnt think it was that funny, maybe I didnt get it

brilliant!!!!!!!!!!!

NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!...

Good one lol

lol

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