There was a World wide survey of "Most Embarrassing Moment in human life"
the finale had the following three incidents....
Third Place
"It was the day before my eighteenth birthday. I was living at home, but my parents had gone out for the evening, so I invited my girlfriend over for a romantic night alone. As we lay in bed after making love, we heard the telephone ringing downstairs. I suggested to my girlfriend that I give her a piggy-back ride to the phone. Since we didn't want to miss the call, we didn't have time to get dressed. When we got to the bottom of the stairs, the lights suddenly came on and a whole crowd of people yelled "SURPRISE!".
My entire family, aunts, uncles, grandparents, cousins and all of my friends were standing there ! My girlfriend and I were frozen to the spot in a state of shock and embarrassment for what seemed like an eternity.
Since then, no-one in my family has planned a surprise party again
Second Place
"While in line at the bank one afternoon, my kid decided to release some pent-up energy and started to run amuck. I was finally able to grab hold of her after receiving looks of disgust and annoyance from other patrons. I told her that if she didn't start behaving herself right now, she would be punished. To my horror, she looked me in the eye and said in a voice just as threatening, "If you don't let me go right now, I will tell Grandma that I saw you kissing Daddy's pee-pee(dick) last night!".
The silence was deafening after this enlightening exchange. Even the tellers stopped what they were doing! I mustered the last of my dignity and walked out of the bank with my daughter in tow. The last thing that I heard as the door closed behind me were the screams of laughter.
And the Winner is...
This one actually happened at Harvard University in October last year.
In a biology class, the professor was discussing the high glucose levels found in semen. A young female (freshman), raised her hand and asked, "If I understand what you are saying, there is a lot of glucose in male semen, as in sugar?" "That's correct." responded the professor, going on to add much statistical data. Raising her hand again, the sweet young thing asked, "Then why doesn't it taste sweet?".
After a stunned silence, the whole class burst out laughing, the poor girl turned bright red and as she realized exactly what she had inadvertently said(or rather implied), she picked up her books without a word and walked out of the class, and never returned.
However , as she was going out of the door, the professor's reply was a classic. Totally straight- faced, he answered her question, "It doesn't taste sweet because the taste-buds for sweetness are on the tip of your tongue and not in the back of your throat!
****** Thanks for the laughs! LMFAO
I would die if any of that happened to me! well, the 3rd place is most definantly the most embarraasing. the first is funny, but taste buds have the ability to taste all things, a new study found.
funny tho! Haha I think the second is more funny but all are pretty good tho lol! BEAT THIS ONE, NOT ME BY THE WAY LOL
YOUNG LAD IN BED WITH HEADPHONES ON DECIDES TO PLAY WITH HIMSELF HAS A GREAT TIME WHEN HES FINISHED HE OPENS HIS EYES TO FIND A STEAMING HOT CUP OF TEA ON THE BEDSIDE TABLE BESIDE HIM
LMFAO PMSL One I read in a newspaper must have been cringeworthy!
An office romance, in a German bank, got heated! The pair went to the loo, and began to have sex. All was well until.... his penis got caught/entangled in her 'coil' contraceptive!!!!!! The office clerks, their bosses, even the customers found out, as effort after effort was made by ambulance personel tried in vain to free them.... I can't speak for girls, but when you accidentally trap 'it' in your zip, lightning strikes would be a relief!! Can't zip up..and definitely cannot pull down!
Anyway, the pair had to be 'trolleyed' to the ambulance, via the banks foyer, passing everyone, and taken to the hospital... where finally, they were freed!!
Only thing is...I can't remember if they were sacked(forgive the pun!!), or not! I think they were all very funny, but the second one was excellent. They were priceless.......number 2 was my favorite |
