Dont you just love it?

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively effect on him.

One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans. Shortly after that they were married.

A few months later, on the way home from work, his car broke down and since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill effects before he got home.

So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans. All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe.

His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peek.

At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone.

While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but also ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him.

He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIIPPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead. While keeping an ear tuned in on the conversation in the hallway, and keeping his promise of staying blindfolded, he carried on like this for the next ten minutes, farting and fanning each time with his napkin. When he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it.

Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

Yeah, that was good! I like your jokes cos I've always got time to roll a f*g while i read!

Good good liked it, abit long tho!!!!.xxxx still good.......

WOW

That's good.

good one

al right but not worth the read!

Ha Ha Ha. Just like me

very long WINDED but it was ok,not worth it though

What a perfect host !!! Entertained all his guests with his Mime and Monoacting with blind folded !!! Guests must really have had their best of laugh their heart's content !!! Ha Ha Ha.......Good farty joke !!!! I liked it !

Ah! That was so funny! I laughed so hard at the end despite it being a fart joke. My gosh. The embarrassment.

that is hilarious

that is so funny lmfao

Old one heard it before

Ha ha ha !!

Have heard it before but still chuckled. It a bit of a classic

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

haha!!

This was a short video about a girl who was on a date that did that without looking in the back seat... It was funny then, especially with the sounds... kinda old now...

BEANS BEANS ARE GOOD FOR YOUR HEART THE MORE YOU EAT THE MORE YOU FART!!!!!

unexpected end...thought she would bring more beans...but very funny!

What a cracker I have just p****d myself!!!!! keep em coming.

dat was funny lmao

Hiya
now hats worth reading thumbs up

ha ha ha ha ha ha ha

Haha! That was good!

I don't think that the twelve guests are having fun at all.

Would be good as a short animation clip.Not so good as a story :) Not being mean though it is a pretty good story.

oh u killed me that was a good 1

that is so awesome:) just last week i let one rip in the hallway right after waking up, and turned around to hear the cable guy laughing his head off w/ my boyfriend--not cool, not cool at all :( !

Fantastic!

OMG !!!!!!!! I LOVED IT. That was histerical!!!!!!