The Man Who loved baked beans?

Once upon a time, there lived a man who had a terrible passion for baked beans. He loved them, but they always had an embarrassing and somewhat lively reaction on him. One day he met a girl and fell in love. When it became apparent that they would marry, he thought to himself, she'll never go through with the marriage with me carrying on like this, so he made the supreme sacrifice and gave up beans.

Shortly after that they were married. A few months later, on his birthday and on the way home from work, his car broke down. Since they lived in the country, he called his wife and told her that he would be late because he had to walk home. On his way home, he passed a small cafe and the wonderful aroma of baked beans overwhelmed him. Since he still had several miles to walk he figured he could walk off any ill affects before he got home. It was, after all, his birthday. So he went in and ordered, and before leaving had 3 extra large helpings of baked beans.

All the way home he putt-putted. By the time he arrived home he felt reasonably safe. His wife met him at the door and seemed somewhat excited. She exclaimed, "Darling, I have the most wonderful surprise for you for dinner tonight!" She put a blindfold on him, and led him to his chair at the head of the table and made him promise not to peak. At this point he was beginning to feel another one coming on. Just as his wife was about to remove the blindfold, the telephone rang. She again made him promise not to peek until she returned, and away she went to answer the phone. While she was gone, he seized the opportunity. He shifted his weight to one leg and let go. It was not only loud, but ripe as a rotten egg. He had a hard time breathing, so he felt for his napkin and fanned the air about him. He had just started to feel better, when another urge came on. He raised his leg and RRIIPPP !!! It sounded like a diesel engine revving, and smelled worse. To keep from gagging, he tried fanning his arms a while, hoping the smell would dissipate. He got another urge. This was a real blue ribbon winner, the windows shook, the dishes on the table rattled and a minute later the flowers on the table were dead.

With his blindfold still on, when he heard the phone farewells he neatly laid his napkin on his lap and folded his hands on top of it. Smiling contentedly, he was the picture of innocence when his wife walked in. Apologizing for taking so long, she asked if he had peeked at the dinner table. After assuring her he had not peeked, she removed the blindfold and yelled, "SURPRISE!!!"

To his shock and horror, there were twelve dinner guests seated around the table for his surprise birthday party.

wow this one is the best joke ive seen on yahoo answers, omg that was great, i actually laughed at a joke i read on my computor. wow this is great

lol
i ddint read all that
im always lazy
and that was too long
but i just wanted to say
like who doesnt like baked beans?

*LMAO*

Oh, that's classic! I'm telling hubby that one tonight!

i bet he farted all the time.

lol...what afart that guy was !

ok, I'm ready for new jokes. I have heard that one but still it made me laugh. cute and funny.

/doc

I needed a really good laugh right now and you gave it to me. Thank you. I loved this one. Keep up the good work. I'm going to cut and paste and pass this one on. LOL

It's good, but needs to be shorter

Thats an old one but a good one,hadnt heard it for a while.still makes me laugh.

a very familar joke....where have i heard or saw this???
In a car commercial on tv!!

lol

lol,

Beans Beans,
The musical fruit,
The more you eat,
The more you toot,

this joke always funny

That was so funny. If my son could understand that I would show him, (he's mildly autistic), he's a right old trumpet trousers.
Good one tho. LOL

Hi Rock, LOL. I bet they all ran out with gas mask over their noses'. Good one.. Thanks for the laugh.

Clowmy

lol poor guy... poor ppl who had to smell that too

LOL
i didn't that would happen!

i never hearsd that one that was good i thought there would be beans on the dinner table for a suprise not 12 dinner guest lol

ha ha this is funny.

He looked at his wife and said, "Jesus Christ!!"

"No dear, they are twelve other people", she says.

very good lmao 10/10 (i bet he farted a lot lol )

9/10 KEEP GOING

Too good.Thanks!

LOL thats great, Ive just cut and pasted it into an email.

Thanks

ha ha funny

Great. He must have never expected that. What a shame? i laughed a lot. thanx....!!!!!!!

nice. i like it.