An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates?

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place." So the engineer reports to the gates of Hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in Hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in Hell?" Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here." Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him." God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue." Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

Now you did make me belly laugh at that one, thank you.

Ha.

It's funny, but I barely laugh.

My husband's favourite joke of all time.......

sue you.lol

[spongebob]uhhhhh i dunno, lol[/spongebob]

haha...so, the motto of a engineer is "builder of a better world"

cheers,

All that for a lawyer joke?

thats a good one bud!!!

lol i loved it!
read it out to my lawyer friend!!

That's funny!

=)

a faint ripple

hahaha,funny

lol :)

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

hehe,heard it before !

haha
i like it

star awarded

pmsl hun, now we know where they all go

star time

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