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R.I.P. Parrot Christ?


A young man was concern about his telephone bill. He had to pay $600 on calls from around the world. One day he left but turn around and found out that his pet parrot was the one making the calls. "I told you to stop messing around!!!" The man frustrated grabed the parrot and crucified it and put it in the basemant. Right acrross the parrot there was a cross with christ on it. "RIP, RIP, RIP" called the parrot. "RIP, RIP, RIP" again no answer. "RIP, RIP, RIP...RIP!" yelled the parrot. "Yes my son" replied christ. "How long have you been there?" asked the parrot. "My son I've been here for over 2000 years now" said christ. "GOD D*** you son of a B*** how many calls you made?

lol, WOw!

Shame poor parrot. Lol

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