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Scene - junior classroom maths lesson.

Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

Little Johnny:- "None Miss".

Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"

Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".

Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny:- "Miss, while we're asking questions, could I ask you one?"

Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"

Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."
Little Johnny:- "Well I'd have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking".

Yes yet another little gem from you,keep them rolling.lmfao....

LOL that's funny. Stars to you.

Very good - have a star

a true classic!!!
a good laugh...

xxx

I can't remember you from my class

That's Funny!LOL!

hahahahaa ahaha ahahaha hahaha

Really sick, and yet funny!!

I knew the first part already. But it's funny all the same. :)

lol brilliant......heard it years ago but totally forgot it...ill send it to my friends...thanks for that

Classic.

My turn.

Teacher goes to Little Johnny - 'How come you are so clever, is it because you are wise or smart or intelligent?'

and he replies - 'It's because I'm black haired and you're a blond bimbo.
Teacher asks, 'Why do you say that?' and he, answers 'It's because wise, smart and intelligent are all similar in meaning, now give me the 10 points and I won't tell anyone.

;-)

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