Just some jokes...?

A man on a walking tour asked one of the
locals how far it is to the next village.

'Only about half a mile, sir,' was the
reply.

But in fact, the journey took nearly
three hours and when the man reached his
destination he was tired out and
footsore. On his way back next day, he
happened to meet again the man who had
misled him and demanded an explanation.

'Why now,' he replied, 'I meant no harm
at all. 'Twas just that I wanted to give
you a pleasant answer.'

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A man who had just bought a pint of beer
in a public house remembered that he had
a telephone call to make, in order to
deter anyone from drinking his beer in
his absence, wrote-untruthfully-on a
piece of paper which he left beside his
tankard the words: 'I have spat in this
beer.'

On his return he found the beer intact,
but someone had written on a piece of
paper the words: 'So have I'

A young lady-killer was making amorous
advances to an attractive waitress
without much success.

Eventually, when she had brought him his
bill, he made one last attempt.

'Are you sure,' he cooed, 'that there
aren't three little words that you'd
like me to whisper in your ear?'

'Yes', was the reply. 'Keep the change.'

THREE GOOD to resist a star!!!!

Those are some brilliant jokes : )

lol for the berrman didnt get the other ones

As he says, that was just a pleasant answer. Saying it's only a mile away, he encourages that person to continue. Simple. Could be taken as a witty joke.

And i thought that was a question geeesh i'm so stupid.

Funny jokes! You sure are a comedian.

that is the best joke i have heard in my life.You are better than the funniest man or women on earth.hah ha ha i still can't get over the joke.

Good Jokes!!

Those were really good =] Lol

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