White wine?

> >Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
> >Do you suffer from shyness?
> >Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
> >
> >If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or
> >pharmacist about White Wine.
> >
> >White Wine is the safe, natural way to feel better and more
> >Confident about yourself and your actions. White Wine can help ease you out
> >of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to
> >do just about anything.
> >
> >You will notice the benefits of White Wine almost immediately, and
> >with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent
> >you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will
> >be a thing of the past, and you will discover many talents you never knew
> >you had. Stop hiding and start living, with White Wine.
> >
> >White Wine may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or
> >nursing should not use White Wine. However, women who wouldn't mind
> >nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it. Side effects
> >may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting, incarceration, erotic
> >lustfulness, loss of motor control, loss of clothing, loss of money, loss
> >of
> >virginity, delusions of grandeur, table dancing, headache, dehydration, dry
> >mouth, and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all-night rounds of Strip
> >Poker, Truth Or Dare, and Naked Twister.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are whispering when you
> >are not.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a retard.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends over and over
> >again that you love them.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe that ex-lovers are
> >really dying for you to telephone them at four in the morning.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically converse
> >with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are tougher,
> >smarter, faster and better looking than most people.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are laughing WITH
> >you.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
> > ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~...
> > WARNING:
> >The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in getting your ***
> >kicked.

my wife drinks white wine and she ended up with me

hahahhahahahahaha

Very good but i am glad i don't drink LMAO

Ha Ha - long but worth the read - that is pretty good!! I think I'll go chill a bottle right now.....LOL

I liked this one made me laugh all the way thruw keep them coming

That is funny Sh**. Good one.

I like that

Sometimes being a 'boring non drinker' has it's advantages :o)

Now if only the wineries would actually put those lables on their products. LOL! good one btw.

Best set of Warnings I gathered so far for consumption of Alcohol !!! They are all Excellent and worth preserving !!! I liked them !!! Will be keeping them in retreival !! Thanks !

I have found that Red Wine also works well

Very good.....Gold Star for you!

VERY TRUE I KNOW BEEN THERE DONE THAT MANY TIMES