It all Education?

I've got qualifications in biology and metalwork. So if you need someone to weld your budgie. I'm your man.

Little Johnny's teacher is quizzing them about the alphabet 'Johnny,' she says. 'What comes after "O"?. Johnny says 'Yeah?'

Professor, to medical student: 'What happens when the human body is immersed in water?.
Student: 'The telephone rings.'

Teacher to class: 'Can anyone tell me, what happens to a car when it gets old and starts to rust?' Johnny: 'My dad buys it.'

Teacher to Johnny: 'Where is the English Channel?' Johnny: 'I don't know, my TV doesn't pick it up that channel.'

Teacher, 'Johnny give me a sentence starting with "I". Johnny replies, 'I is......' Teacher interups, 'No, Johnny, Always say "I am." Johnny replies 'Okay, I am the ninth letter of the alphabet'

Teacher to Johnny. 'If you added 4,302 to 3,804, divided by 4, then multiplied it by 3, what would you end up with?'
Johnny: 'The wrong answer.'

Brian M for president!

some laughs in it... *gg*

Very funny.

it could have been a little shorter,but it is funny.

hahahahaha

little johnny, don't you just love him, pmsl
starred

Truly great, thanks very much Brian

im a medical student:( but there r funny:)

ha ha ha funny

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