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Engineer in hell (joke)?

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in.

Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

lol, 10, hilarious.*.
What are you saying there?...............Lawyers go to hell !!!!!!!!!!!!.......haha.

holley roger,thanks for the points and you're welcome. Report It

hehe, that's pretty good :)

Lol, very nice

Its ok not very funy tho!!!

Good one! Thanks for making me smile.

god did not understand english properly . In transliteration it got mixed up .
God told satan I will persecute him and did not say prosecute him. For persequation engineers i have special software and hardware from India prepared by special adminstrators

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