Do you like the way he is thinking???

Star if you giggle, thumbs down if you don't.

Like the way you think

Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

Little Johnny:- "None Miss".

Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"

Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".

Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"

Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"

Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."

Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

OMFG!!!

hahahaha

u r my new favorite person!!

this was SOOOOO SOOOOO SOOOOO funny

omg

(and i think it would be the one BITING it)

*thumbs down*

Why?
~Too long
~Told many times before
~Delivery needs work

love the johnny jokes

very very good. I like your thinking

lol i like little Johny

Thumbs down. Not really funny, sorry.

thumbs up, i thought it was cute :)

lol, i think i've heard that one before but it's still funny, thanks for reminding me!

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