Wanna hear a joke?

Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"
Little Johnny:- "None Miss".
Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"
Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".
Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."
Little Johnny:- "Miss, while were asking questions, could I ask you one?"
Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"
Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"
Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."
Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

lol Good one even to a Nutcase like me. But here is you one>>> A little boy needed $50 He try everything he could think of to get it. He asked his and his mom and everone he knowed. But still no $50 so he desided to ask god. so he wrote a letter to god. Well he diden know god's address. So he put to God Washington DC. well the post office diden know what to do with it so as a joke they sent it to G.W.Bush. Well he look at it and said send this kid $20 so they did. The little boy was so happy that God had seny him this money.That he desided to send god a think you letter. And here it is . God I want to think you for the money you sent me . But god the next time will you send it to me straight. Because you sent it through Washington . And them basturds took $30 IN taxes out!!! And you heard it here first from a REAL Nutcase!!!"""NUT'S"""..PS ...did i win...did i win...did i win???

thats cool

haha that is so funny! lmfrao

Good one

very very funny.
i like it.


i suppose your from another country cause ice lolly? isnt american sounding?

I like that!

Very funny joke, I really enjoyed it. 2 Thumbs up!

heh heh thats funny :D

I love those joke want some more good ones go to www.aaronsjokes.com they have all of the little johnny jokes