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An engineer dies and reports to hell.

Pretty soon, the engineer becomes dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After a while, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and lifts, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer: "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies: "Hey things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and lifts, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies: "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake - he should never have gone down there; send him up here."

Satan says: "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says: "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs and answers: "Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?"

haha how funny and true

cheers!!! Report It

Omfg lol

XD took a minute for me to get it, but ya, it's funny

Another brilliant joke. Thanks for sharing.

funny lol

yes that's a good one

i giggled a little bit...i think it's kinda funny

now thats good

Brilliant! Star for you!

pmsflol...very funny...10/10

good i guess

Excellent!!! Simply brilliant!!! xD

Star for you!!! *

Excellent, bet the lawyers on here appreciate it. 10/10 have a star

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. That's so funny
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Funny! 100!

funny

lmao good one :)

......hahahahaaaa lol

wow lol

i think that lawyers are taking a lot of sh*t
i mean i have seen so many jokes like this
but its still funny XD lol

hehe worth a star

you really should keep these going youre at brian m's level or even higher

Lol Honey you really made my day I really enjoyed that,maybe my departed brother in law would help,but me thinks his helping Satan here have a star.xxx

ha ha

hilarious babe!!

and sooooooo true!!

starred!!

Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha!!

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10/10!!!!!

hahaha

Great joke. Yet another lawyer joke. Star 4 U

haha!!!

lol nice 1

ha ha ha funny
thanks for a laugh
10/10

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