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What is Common between : Krishna , Ram, Gandhiji & Jesus..?

Sardarji Replied : All are Born on Government Holidays.


Sardar bought a new mobile. He called everyone from his Phone Book &
said "My Mobile No. has changed Earlier it was Nokia 3310 Now it is 6610"

Santa falls in luv with a nurse... After much thinking, he finally
writes a love letter to her: "I luv u sister."

Santa (reading from book of facts): "Do you know that every time I
breathe a man dies?" Banta: "Why don't you use a mouth wash?"

Santa went to battery shop n asked to change battery.
The shopkeeper asked: Exide laga du?
Santa: Dusri side tera baap lagayega kya?

Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin hai & jumps into the well.
Santa: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?

What's Ford?
Santa: Gaadi.
What's Oxford ?
Santa: So simple, Bail Gaadi

Banta sent sms to Santa: Bhejnewala mahan, padhnewala gadha.
Santa got angry and replied: Bhejnewala gadha, padhnewala mahan.

Q: Why was Santa writing the exam near the door?
A: Because it was an entrance exam.

Santa found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first
- the chicken or the egg?
O yaar, jiska order pehle doge, vo ayega!

Pappu, while filling up a form: Dad, what should I write against mother tongue.?
Santa: Very long!

Santa was caught for speeding and went before the judge.
The judge: What'll you take 30 days or Rs 3000.
Santa: I think I'll take the money.

Santa standing on platform suddenly jumps on the railway track.
Banta: Santa u'll die.
Santa: U'll die bcoz haven't u heard train is coming on platform?

Banta: Name the 3 fastest means of communication.
Santa: Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

Santa: My dad was an extremely brave man. He once entered a lion's cage.
Banta: He probably got a lot of applause ven he got out.
Santa: I didn't say he got out.

good joke and don`t forget to choose the answer for ur previous questions.

No stars for you...i want my 45 seconds back.

haahaahaa the person above was more funny

LOL!!! these are some good ones!!!! I can understand urdu so these were easy for me@!!!

Patakha joks ..........,
will see for more .....,

Ok.

what is meant by sick recycled kokes and jokes ?

what the readers are supposed to do?


after reading the jokes my mind/brain has got fused, confused and went to refuse

oxford...

good work dude.come up with more jokes next time .a star 4 u.

Nice jokes dude keep it up....

They were done something better for the people.

By the way thanks 4 ur joke.

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