Mike's Girlfriend.........?

After directory assistance gave me my boyfriend's new telephone number, I dialed him -- and got a woman.

"Is Mike there?" I asked.

"He's in the shower," she responded.

"Please tell him his girlfriend called," I said and hung up.

When he didn't return the call, I dialed again. This time a man answered. "This is Mike," he said.

"You're not my boyfriend!" I exclaimed.

"I know," he replied. "That's what I've been trying to tell my wife for the past half-hour."

lol what a lot of people didnt get was that it was the wrong mike, not BF and GF =) lol again

Lesson learned: Don't date people who are married.

I just got this joke emailed to me! Did you get this from Arcamax?

CHEATER CHEATER PEOPLE EATER

Very funny

you ho. lol

dont look for your bf number in the directory

funny one

Very funny

hah that made me smile

haha

lol :)

lolz funny!

One night I answered the phone. It was an obscene phone call and the guy started telling me what he wanted to do to my wife.

I said, 'Hang on,' then turned to my wife and said, 'Honey, it's for you.'

I'm fine now, thank you for asking.

Lol! Well good!

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