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Did you hear about the atheist who was complaining about dial- a-prayer?


He finally got the telephone company to give him equal time. Now they've got dial-a-prayer for atheist. You call a number and nobody answers.

Your right sister it is sad...but you need a little humor in here occasionally even if the joke does stink

LOL!

/rimshot

Hey, saves on labor costs, and it's just as effective...

I'll give it a star and a half.

I think I have heard this one somewhere before.

funny

Yes, I heard about that.It is the same number used by believers and the only difference is that atheists aren't talking to themselves thinking that by doing so they are getting an answer.

Love it!!! Good point.

A weak attempt at humour no doubt.

Ah, but the atheist does not need dial-a prayer (what an odd idea, does such a thing really exist?)

The atheist gets off his bum and does it himself without waiting for Divine intervention or false hope.

http://www.dialaprayer.com/

I stopped myself just before putting out an international 24 hr a day prayer request in your name.

I laughed.

Sounds like the kind of b*llsh*t one would hear in a Sunday morning service.

This is weak. Who'd you hear it from Dane Cook or Carlos Mencia because this joke was as bad as William Hung's rendition of "She Bangs".

wow it's sad that this is how you christians connect with your god - the same way i get my sexual fantasies answered...$5 for the first minute, 99 cents for each minute after

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