OK LET THE GROANING BEGIN Are These Real Groaners?

I went into a pet shop, and asked "can I buy a goldfish?" The man in the shop said "do you want an aquarium?" I said, I don't care what star sign it is!"

I met a man today who told me that he invented the crossword puzzle. I can't remember his name, but it was P something T something R!
I telephoned the local ramblers club today, and the person that answered the phone just went on and on and on and on!
I told my wife that there was a job going at the local bowling alley. "Tenpin?" she asked. "No" I replied, "I think it's full time."
I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said "nearest the bull goes first". He went "Baah" and I went "Moo" .... He said "you're the closest!"
I rang the local gym, and asked whether they could teach me to do the splits. "How flexible are you?" they asked ...... "Well I can't make Tuesdays or Thursdays"
And finally ...

I asked the railway booking clerk for a train ticket to Paris. "Eurostar?" he asked ......"Well, I've been on tv, but I'm no Frank Sinatra!"

boo. these are rubbish! *throws rotten tomato*
Your jokes aren't normally this bad!

:( groaners

groan
groan
frank sinatra?????????

The first 2 and the last 2 are pretty funny but the rest were just o.k.

uuuuughhhhhhhhhh they were alllll groners!
especially that last one

er? yeh slightly funny *nervous laugh*

**sigh**

I would'nt be seen dead doing any of them..........But I sure would like to try them out alive!

don't tell anyone, but i liked em all...probably the only folks who really enjoyed these were "groan ups"....

I love the first one!

lolz!




and i bet people have actually sed that last one to staff a million times! lol

good one.....real groaners
lol ..... loved it .....gave me a good laugh
.....good job.....keep up the good ones

i would`nt be seen dead telling any of them

i think if u were a VERY good comedian u could tell the 5th one