Joke...Funny?

An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer -- you're in the wrong place."

So, the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of comfort in hell, and starts designing and building improvements. After awhile, they've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.

One day, God calls Satan up on the telephone and says with a sneer, "So, how's it going down there in hell?"

Satan replies, "Hey, things are going great. We've got air conditioning and flush toilets and escalators, and there's no telling what this engineer is going to come up with next."

God replies, "What??? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake -- he should never have gotten down there; send him up here."

Satan says, "No way. I like having an engineer on the staff, and I'm keeping him."

God says, "Send him back up here or I'll sue."

Satan laughs uproariously and answers, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?"

good one.

ok

sry idont get it im realll slow thats why

LOL that was cute

whoops? that's funny! Another lawyer joke!

Finally a commendable reason to become a lawyer!!

THATS FUNNY
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I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and
we could all use a little more calmness in our lives. By following
the simple advice I heard on the Dr. Phil show, I have finally found
inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is
to finish all the things you've started and never finished. "

So, looked around my house to see all the things I started and hadn't
finished, and before leaving the house this morning, I finished off a bottle of

Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's
Irish Cream, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of
my old Prozac prescription, the rest of the cheesecake, some Doritos
and a box of chocolates. You have no idea how freaking good I feel.

Please pass this on to those you feel might be in need of inner peace!

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Some tips for retirement planning from an expert in the industry:



If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock three years ago, it would now be worth $49.00.

With Enron, you would have had $16.50 left of the original $1000.00.

With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.

With Global Crossing, you would have $0.00 left.

But if you had purchased $1000.00 worth of beer three years ago,
drank all the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum
recycling REFUND, you would have $614.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and recycle.

It's called the 401-Keg Plan.

hee hee hee ha ha ha ha Good one 10/10