Funny or not funny - that is the question?

Teacher:- "Right, there are five birds sitting on a telephone line. A farmer comes along with his gun and shoots one of them. How many are left?"

Little Johnny:- "None Miss".

Teacher:- "Could you tell me why?"

Little Johnny:- "Well Miss, when the farmer shot the bird, the sound of the gun would have frightened the other birds away".

Teacher:- "Well, the answer I was looking for was four. But I like your thinking."

Little Johnny:- "Miss, while we're asking questions, could I ask you one?"

Teacher:- "Its a bit irregular, but go on then"

Little Johnny:- "There are three women sitting on a bench in the park, eating ice lollies. One of them is licking the lolly; one is biting it; and one is putting it in and out of her mouth. Which one is married?"

Teacher (rather embarrassed):- "Err... I suppose it was the last one."

Little Johnny:- "Well Id have said the one with the wedding ring. But I like your thinking."

HAHAHA.....I just laughed my head out!!!!!!!! Thanks, I have been having a very bad week......The joke lightened my day. :)

That's original and darn funny. You made me crack a smile! And laugh!

lol thats an awesome joke

LMAO
very funny loved it!

hahahaha.....how funny!
thats a good one :]

LMAO haha if that's yours your good!lol

....Answer: "Funny".

a grinner

A man walks into a bar an orders 5 large tumblers of vodka.
A little reluctant, the bartender starts pouring. He had to ask the man, 'Rough day at work,buddy.?'
@ that the man replies, 'no, I just had my first ***wjob.'
'So your celebrating then!' stated the bartender.
'No, I'm trying to get the taste out of my mouth!'
Moral of the story, DRINK ALONE

lol...funny

oh my god funny funny lol

smart girl, lol

Clever and funny.

hee hee, i liked that. never heard it before.

Perfect joke of the day
10/10

i tell you,that Little Johnny gets into quite a few predicaments!
:P